Are you there God? It’s me, Jesus.
When I was younger, I considered myself religious. I attended Church, got baptised, went on church mission trips, etc. But now I have drifted away. Don’t really consider myself religious anymore. I think it’s rediculous. A heaven, a hell. People praying to a big man in the sky. Religion was created to make people act nice to each other and stray themselves from sin.
I went to the grocery store awhile ago and when I got home I noticed my wallet was missing. Thinking I misplaced it, I searched around my truck. I found it sitting on top of my toolbox on the outside. It didn’t even budge on my 4 mile drive. Some people would say that someone was looking out for me. Yeah…a spirit held on to my walet so it wouldn’t fall….or….wait a minute…Since I went 35mph and didn’t make sharp turns, Physics seemed to be my spirit.
“Praise Jebus!” - Homer Simpson
